I'm outside of your window

Alright, so in the previous post I mentioned I was a light weight.

So, what happens to a light weight when she has 3 beers, 1 shot of Tequila and 2 (I think just two..) large cups of Vodka and Red Bull? She yarfs up Whopper puree and bean dip, eats a handful of Tums before going to bed and wakes up halfway through the night to search for water. Then, she sleeps til 10 and spends the rest of the morning into the afternoon on the couch watching old horror movies and Halloween cartoons.

Yep, yep.. I am still hungover and queasy as I write this, but I've taken proper measures and have a 2 liter jug of Sprite nearby with another 2 liter jug in the fridge.

Holidays rock. Halloween especially. And when you have a whole post full of Army folks to party with? Hell. Yes.

The following cut is graphic heavy. You've been warned.



Mr. Right makes a sexy ho, yes he does!


Of course I had to be the pimp.


I'm a good pimp. Honest.


My ho wasn't the only one around though.


But (s)he is the best looking, if not the one with the biggest ta-ta's.


Working the crowd. The terrified crowd.


Yup. So drunk.


Woman's gotta have a hobby.


So far gone by now.


Guess how much I've had to drink!


One drunk hooker. =)